Anonymous asked: strippers are so fucking dirty
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me.
*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u
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Anonymous asked: How do you feel about "Functional Fitness". Not so much crossfit, but crossfit inspired, example would be a lot of calisthenics, functional movements like get ups, push presses, and of course deadlifts
all forms of physical activity are good for our lazy ass generation
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