i swear if i see hipster bitches with unlit cigarettes in their mouths chanting “its a metaphor” once the fault in our stars movie comes out im actually going to stuff their freaking metaphors up their butts.
this needs to be brought back right now because I’m seeing too many “its a metaphor” posts and grr
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Ohana means family, and family means shut my fucking door when you leave my room.
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putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call
I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson
hE looks sO sAD